~ Life ~
Virginity is like a balloon; one pop and its gone forever.
Sex is like Pringles; once you pop you can't stop.
Exam is like a dick; when it gets hard people get f**ked.
Fate is like getting raped; if you can't fight it so learn to enjoy it.
Work is like group sex; 10 people are behind your ass to take your place.
Education is like hiring a prostitute; it needs both your money and hard work.
Success is like masturbating; only your own hand can achieve it.
This is how f**king life is..
Sex is like Pringles; once you pop you can't stop.
Exam is like a dick; when it gets hard people get f**ked.
Fate is like getting raped; if you can't fight it so learn to enjoy it.
Work is like group sex; 10 people are behind your ass to take your place.
Education is like hiring a prostitute; it needs both your money and hard work.
Success is like masturbating; only your own hand can achieve it.
This is how f**king life is..
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